i can't draw fat children. halp. haaaalp. it's for that author lol. i hate kids books. i'm never drawing for one again.
oh speaking of that, she's fucking trying to rip me off LOL she's like "oh yeah can i give you $40 for the novel cover?" [btw i haven't even started on that LOL /procrastinator kill meeeee]
and i'm just like dude, you told me $500 originally, how can you.. just ugh WHAT THE FUCK LADY
ps. waffle crisp is the best food ever when you're baked. i meant to share that about a month ago.
URRGHHH so my limewire wasn't working and shit because vista is FAT
and so i just decided to uninstall it. and i figured i'd lurk download.com for some other filesharing program, IN HOPES THAT I MIGHT FIND A GOOD ONE because seriously i need my music k.
AND I FOUND ONE
frostwire, lol. it's waaay better than limewire, imo |: it's the exact same thing, only it has a blue theme and there are only 8 million users rather than 100 million users LOL. and dude, it goes so much faster. like, limewire would freeze my comp up and shit and make it go super slowwww but i can run like everything at the same time as frostwire without my comp going all slow and gayyyy. OH AND you know how you get "needs more sources" a lot, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE SINGLE SONG THAT COULDN'T DOWNLOAD BECAUSE OF SOURCE PROBLEMS YET, SO YAY and it doesn't come up with all that spam shit in the search results. you know, that "girl has shaking orgasm on webcam" COOL. and i'm guessing that it works fine with vista, idk.
anyway yeah you guys should just fuck limewire and get frostwire instead. it's cooler. IT'S ~*FROSTY*~ oh.
also, THANKS FOR THE 60K AND 800 WATCHERS I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT SRSLY I LOVE YOU GUYS ♥ JKFDAklaf;lfkdsa;jl;fksa
HOLY BALLS LOOK YOU GUYS. THERE WAS A HUGE ASS HORNET IN MY ROOM YESTERDAY LIKE THE SIZE OF MY THUMB. ME AND MY DAD KILLED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY THEN TOOK PICTURES OF HIM. SORRY THE PIC IS BLURRY. THAT'S MY DAD'S THUMB IN THE PICTURE, BTW LOL NOT MINE
i am so fucking happy right now that i could shit a brick. made of like. rainbows.
so, i got an offer from a friend of my mom's friend, who authors novels and kids books, to do the illustrations for some of her upcoming books.
she wants me to illustrate the cover of her novel, and do two of the pictures for her children's books.
so, that's 3 things she wants me to draw [so far], and we're talking $500 a pop.
good god almighty, this is like, perfect. this is a fucking miracle, like seriously? i can't even believe it.
i just don't think it's fair though because there are so many artists out there who are HELLA better than me, that don't get this chance :\
not only would my name be on the cover of the book and shit, but she says that i could potentially be recognized by other authors who might want my help. i'm like jfkd;slafjdkl;safljsd
but like, so far this is really just like... a tryout, if you will lol. i'm going to give her my illustrations by the end of the week and see what she thinks. if she likes them, then i've got it lol.